To: Ilaine who wrote (66021 ) 12/1/2004 6:07:08 PM From: Maurice Winn Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 71178 CB, have you thought of starting at first principles to see why you think particular things? <I can't really comprehend not believing in God, although I certainly can comprehend not understanding God, because I don't understand God at all. The concept seems quite absurd, and yet, no more absurd than the fact that I exist at all. I firmly believe in God. But the various organized versions of Christianity seem quite contrary to anything Christ was talking about in the Bible, while the Old Testament is, by and large, silly, what with giants, and begatings, and smitings, and concubines, and all the rules and regulations about what you can eat and what you can wear and so forth. I like Thomas Jefferson's Bible, where he went through and excerpted all the things that Christ said, and put them together, and left out most of the rest. > You have accepted that the interpreting [usually male - there's a hint] authorities have got things wrong. Yet you blithely accept another male's interpretation [Jefferson's] of what some other males [King James] interpreted from somewhere or other, while dismissing a whole bunch of males' rantings [the Olde Testamente]. How come women don't have antennae capable of direct connections to the Big Fella and they always need a bloke to tell them what to think? Maybe women don't have brains that work properly. Do you think that? You seem to base your whole stack of superstitions around some blokes who told somebody who told somebody who told somebody that their buddy Jesus, was really a supernatural chief who gave them the word to transcribe [presumably JC couldn't write himself - which seems odd for somebody who could cure bubonic plague and blindness with a wave of his hand; hey, maybe he was an early dyxlexic]. Why not test the foundations of your beliefs and see why you think the writing you accept as being The Word is actually the Real McCoy and not some stuff made up by some blokes 2000 years ago with an axe to grind [so to speak]? I am actually the way the truth and the dinkum oil and have all the answers, not those other male answer syndrome interlopers. Please send money [US$ acceptable] and I will give you the One True Word [actually lots of words] and you too can be an acolyte. As with jfred, I am offering you my usual double your money back guarantee of eternal life and as many virgins as you like [a much more generous offer than my competition is offering]. Mqurice PS I don't think I offered jfred the virgins [the thought was too hideous].