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To: Wharf Rat who wrote (45)12/17/2004 11:33:44 AM
From: one_less  Respond to of 691
 
lol



To: Wharf Rat who wrote (45)12/20/2004 5:01:58 PM
From: one_less  Respond to of 691
 
Redneck and FBI
Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is
hiding
marijuana inside his firewood!!"
"Thank you very much for the call sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no
marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.

The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is
Floyd.
Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
Now Who Says We Rednecks Aren't Real Bright?