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To: Alan Smithee who wrote (69972)12/29/2004 3:15:07 PM
From: Augustus Gloop  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 89467
 
A New Van Halen tune (remix)

Well,way down yonder in Florida,
Lived a cat named Big Bad Bill,
I wants to tell ya,
Ah the cat was rough and tough divorce was his stuff
Had all of SI scared to death,
When he walked by they all held their breath,
He's a fighting man, sure enough
And then Bill met Agustus Gloop,
And Now he knows the real scoop...
Big Bad Bill is sweet William now,
Agustus Gloop changed him somehow,
He's the SI used to fear,
Now they all call him sweet pappa Willie dear,
Stronger than Greek B.O. I declare,
Til Agustus Gloop,
Bobbed his ears
Big Bad Bill dont fight any more,( No he dont )
Doing the dishes,mopping up that floor ( Yes he is )
Well he used to go out drinking,
Looking for a fight,
Now he fears Agustus Gloop every night,
Big Bad Bill is sweet william now
Ah Play it boys.
I likes that jazz.
Big Bad Bill dont fight any more,( No he dont )
Doing the dishes,mopping up that floor ( Yes he is )
Well he used to go out drinking,
Looking for a fight,
Now he fears Agustus Gloop every night,
Big Bad Bill is sweet william now ( doing the dishes )
Big Bad Bill is sweet william now ( mop up dat floor )
Big Bad Bill is sweet william now
Cha........ Yeah!