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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (25322)1/21/2005 11:46:55 AM
From: Nite-Man  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 30928
 
but I'm sorry to read it's yours it's so embarrassing for breasted men

Don't worry about Wayne, his freakishly developed mammary glands provide him with hours of entertainment and give the neighbors something to talk about. You should save your sympathy for U-Ben-Had who just recently set himself on fire and was subsequently trodden to death by 4 camels and a yak. It seems he was trying to impress a local senorita by burning the U.S. flag and dancing a jihad jig (something like the Irish river dance except you smack yourself in the forehead with a tennis shoe while screaming incoherently).

Apparently his pants and shirt were so saturated with camel dung (very flammable) that he was immediately engulfed by the burning flag and writhing in pain as the crowd roared its approval. (This type of protest is obviously popular in Ubends part of the world) Fortunately, though his audience wasn’t much help the fire, smoke and screaming did spook some of the local animals enough to bust out of their pens and trample the poor bastard.

NM There will be no funeral service because let’s face it, who cares?