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To: Volsi Mimir who wrote (96997)1/26/2005 1:20:21 PM
From: aladin  Respond to of 793731
 
"Think of how stupid the average person is.
Half of them are more stupid than that".
- George Carlin


This is what you get when a comedian does statistics, imagine what happens when a statistician does comedy?

THE TOP TEN REASONS TO BECOME A STATISTICIAN

Deviation is considered normal.
We feel complete and sufficient.
We are "mean" lovers.
Statisticians do it discretely and continuously.
We are right 95% of the time.
We can legally comment on someone's posterior distribution.
We may not be normal but we are transformable.
We never have to say we are certain.
We are honestly significantly different.
No one wants our jobs.

:-)