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To: Lucretius who wrote (301313)	2/1/2005 3:02:25 PM
From: j-at-home	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 436258

Chk out the pic at the top of drudge .. they got one drudgereport.com -s US gov getting advice from this site to prepare some barbies for release to meet their demands Parents - got any old Barbies hanging around that your children won't play with any more? With a bit of imagination you can refurbish them as 90's cultural icons. Rip Barbie's clothes off, cover her in dirt and stick her in a bit of old rag you have lying around. Put a shoe box on its side, and place Barbie inside. Hey presto! Homeless Barbie! Homeless Barbie accessories: 1. Sign reading "Homeless and hungry, please help". 2. Looped tape player that repeats "Got any spare change?" 3. Urine soaked sleeping bag. 4. Dog tied to box by piece of string. 5. Copies of Big Issue. Draw a black eye on next Barbie, shorten her skirt to just below her navel, put too much lipstick on her and remove her knickers. Stand her on street corner and you've got Teenage Hooker Barbie! Teenage Hooker Barbie accessories: 1. Ken, wearing dark glasses and leather jacket - her pimp. 2. Mini syringes, complete with used needles, in handbag. 3. Mini used condoms to litter the pavement. 4. Leaflets from the local Sexually Transmitted Disease clinic. Cut both of Barbie's hands off. Dress her in a Yashmak. Now you have Saudi Arabian Shoplifter Barbie! Saudi Arabian Shoplifter Barbie accessories. 1. Lash marks. 2. Sandpit where you can bury her up to her neck and throw stones at her. 3. Removable head for easy decapitation. Dismember Barbie. Bury her in the garden, preferably in concrete with a hand sticking out. Now you have Belgian Paedophilia Scandal Barbie! Belgian Paedophilia Barbie accessories. 1. Decomposing flesh essence for your drains.