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To: rrufff who wrote (7135)2/2/2005 1:06:20 PM
From: StockDung  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12465
 
rruff, I could give you a diploma mill degree then you could become Dr RRUFF Ph.D. In fact today is your lucky day. lol I hereby declare on this day RRUFF is a honorary graduate of "Domestique University" with all the honors that go along with it.

THETRUTHSEEKER announces his own DIPLOMA Mill "Domestique University".

"Earn a Ph.D today and use it on your WallStreet resume tommorow."

There needs to be a school that would be willing to grant DIPLOMA for this.

It is afterall. "Life Experience"!!!

Free Dipoma Mills Degree for anyone who asks. Use it after your SI alias so others think you are real smart. CEO's Directors of Major corporations also welcome.

SPECIAL CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS -

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND ADVANCED LEVEL OF THESE COURSES, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED. YOU ARE ADVISED TO REGISTER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks,
Saturdays 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of
Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls
and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturdays 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry
Hamper and the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5: After Dinner Dishes.
Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for
2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your
Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks,
Friday and Sunday 7:00PM.

Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with
looking in the right places instead of turning
the house upside down while screaming.
Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not
harmful to your health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes Three nights; Monday,
Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2 hours.

Class 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while
she parallel parks?
Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturdays at noon, 2 hours.

Class 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between
Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing. Location and times to be announced.

Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing
Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies
Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM
for 2 hours.

Class 14: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.
Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be
determined.

Class 15: The Art of Laundry
This class is learn by doing only. Thursdays from 8-10 PM. Quizzes
between loads.

Class 16: Behold the Iron
Irons and distilled water provided. Bring your pile of shirts from
home. Wednesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, DIPLOMAs will be issued.


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