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To: one_less who wrote (28887)2/10/2005 5:02:43 PM
From: Ish  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90947
 
<<They say, Jack Danials went to his safe one time but was too drunk to work the combination.>>

Reminds me of when I was fishing at Timm's Ford Tennessee and stay at a state park. A coon hound showed up acting nuts and a ranger was going to shoot it. I got some goose meat left over from hunting season that we were using for sandwiches and got the dog to trust me. I grabbed his collar and showed the ranger the dog's ears were full of ticks and driving him nuts. The dog still had a collar and was owned by the night manager of Jack Daniels and was his best dog and had been missing 3 months.

Now I'm thinking free bottle of Black when the head ranger shows up. He knows the owner and tosses the hound in his back seat, there goes my bottle. He mentions the dog needs a bath because black things are dropping off the dog into his car. I didn't tell him those were little ticks dropping off. By the hundreds.