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To: Rambi who wrote (67150)2/21/2005 7:08:14 PM
From: TimF  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
Sometimes life does call for a relaxation of duty, and a certain decadent approach.

Of course.

An in honor of a decadent celebration of your birthday I'm going to go to Vegas for the first time in a few days.

Tim



To: Rambi who wrote (67150)2/21/2005 7:29:26 PM
From: Crocodile  Respond to of 71178
 
My Dear Divine Muff,

It has just come to my attention that it is
your birthday today. Did you say 57? Get away!
I don't believe that for one minute. Why, you don't
look a day over 36!

Yes, pour yourself a glass of chardonnay, turn
up the Beethoven's Ninth, and have a good one!
All of Dar applauds and shouts, "Happy Birthday, Muff!"

Kindest regards,

Lady Crocodile



To: Rambi who wrote (67150)2/21/2005 8:58:23 PM
From: Constant Reader  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
Spongebob Squarepants and Tinky Winky Teletubby couldn't be here tonight (as they had to attend a PFLAG meeting), but they did want to let you know that they had not forgotten that today was your birthday.

Nor did I. Happy birthday dear Rambi. And please turn the volume up on the 9th when next you slip off the sofa to yourself yet another glass of chardonnay.



To: Rambi who wrote (67150)2/21/2005 10:37:24 PM
From: Ilaine  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
Happy Birthday, Rambi!

I can't think of anything clever to say (you're the clever one!), so let me be sincere. The world is a better place because you're here, and we're all very lucky to know you.

Hmm. I celebrated today, which is coincidentally also President's day, by sleeping in, until noon. Was awakened by Chris bearing two cups of French roast coffee made in my new French press coffee machine.

Potzed around the house for a few hours and then went to the Container Store to buy more organizing gadgets. I am the world's least organized person but probably have the world's largest collection of organizing gadgets. Today I bought a new pot ceiling hanger for the smaller pots, more refrigerator magnets, and another crock for kitchen utensils.

While I was fiddling around, Chris took Nick to the new Wegmann's, where he bought (among other things) a single pack of spurkey, which is turkey Spam, or maybe Spam turkey. It is on a one slice-sized aseptic container. He likes to cook his own breakfast, and plans to have spurkey and eggs tomorrow.

I do not recommend spurkey for the Rambi birthday party.

Coffee in bed, however, is one of life's special pleasures. I wish you coffee in bed.

A couple of days ago, while hauling an elderly client around (the one who wants to go to Scotland) I stopped at a Starbucks for a vente latte and a scone, which I pronounced so that it rhymed with "stone." My client, who may be senile but isn't stupid, commented with a query as to why Americans insisted on "calling a scone a scone."

I wish you scawns to go with your coffee in bed.

And many happy returns, whatever that means.



To: Rambi who wrote (67150)2/22/2005 8:43:54 PM
From: Jacques Chitte  Respond to of 71178
 
Sorry I'm late for the party (had to wash my hair!)
Wow. NINE birthdays on SI. How'd'ya like being nine?

I usually get a Barbie for any nine-year-old young ladies on my list. But I did follow the link you recently posted (McD's bathroom attendant?) and I was fascinated by a big jar of BARBICIDE. Even the perfect have enemies...