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To: zonkie who wrote (8040)2/22/2005 8:56:54 PM
From: Skywatcher  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 361248
 
Consumer warning
MAKERS OF CRACK ISSUE SAFETY WARNING

Could Cause Users to Become Ho's, Company Says

The makers of the popular drug crack issued a safety
warning today, advising crack's millions of users
that habitual use of the stimulant could cause them
to become ho's.

A spokesman for Pharmacia Cranque LLP announced the
safety warning from its corporate headquarters in
Brussels, causing its shares to plummet on Wall
Street.

"Clinical studies have shown that continued use of
crack may, in some rare instances, cause the
habitual crack user to become a crack ho," said
spokesman Jean-Luc Van de Velde.

While not every crack user becomes a crack ho, Mr.
Van de Velde added, "the occurrence of crack ho's
per one million crack users was high enough to
warrant this safety advisory."

In Kansas City, crack user Shelly McTaggart said she
felt "betrayed" by the drug giant's announcement:
"I've been smoking crack every day for the last
eight years and there was no warning label
indicating that I was in danger of becoming a ho -
which, by the way, I am."

Drug industry experts said that the safety warning
was particularly bad news for Pharmacia Cranque,
which earlier this year was forced to issue similar
warnings for two of its hottest-selling street
drugs, China Girl and Chiba Chiba.

Dexter Tolan of Credit Suisse First Boston said that
the company's latest woes may cause investors to
look elsewhere to put their drug money to work:
"Right now I've gone from 'neutral' to 'buy' on
crystal meth."

Elsewhere, former New York City police commissioner
Bernard Kerik said that due to the holiday-shortened
week, there would be no embarrassing revelations
about his past this Friday.