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To: RealMuLan who wrote (24372)	2/25/2005 11:03:54 AM
From: Chispas	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 116555

The Ark - Don Stott .. .. .. .. . .. .. .. .. .. .. ... ... ... coloradogold.com The Lord told Noah to build an ark, as he was going to flood the earth in a year, and wanted to give him time to build it. A year later, Noah hadn't even started, and the Lord wanted to know why. Noah told the Lord that: (1) he had to get a building permit, and the ark didn't comply with the codes. (2) OSHA said it needed a sprinkler system and floatation devices. (3) Building the thing required a variation in the zoning ordinances. (4) Couldn't get enough wood because of the Spotted Owl. (5) Carpenters formed a union and went out on strike. (6) Got sued by Animal Rights guys because he was only taking two of each kind. (7) EPA stopped him, because he didn't fill out an environmental Impact Statement on the proposed flood. (8) Army Corps of Engineers demanded a flood plain map. (9) Equal Employment Opportunity Commission demanded he take non-believers on board as well as believers. (10) IRS seized his assets as they think he is fleeing the country. (11) He'll have to pay "recreational watercraft taxes." (12) The ACLU says it is a religious event, and therefore un-constitutional. Noah asked the Lord if he was really going to destroy the earth, and the Lord replied, "Oh no, the government already has." Have a great weekend!