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To: patron_anejo_por_favor who wrote (302892)	2/28/2005 8:00:51 PM
From: Secret_Agent_Man	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 436258

The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the Univ. of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings." You gotta love those Georgia women. ********** NEWS FLASH! Georgia's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two Univ. of Georgia students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.