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To: Alan Smithee who wrote (637)	3/7/2005 10:25:28 AM
From: Rainy_Day_Woman	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 5290

ah, the secret word (Theme music.) GROUCHO MARX: Thank you, thank you, and welcome to "You Bet Your Life." Say the secret word and a duck will come down and give you fifty dollars. (The duck appears.) FENNEMAN: And the secret word tonight is: clock. GROUCHO: Okay, duck, scram. Fenneman, earn your salary and bring out the first contestants. FENNEMAN: Groucho, please greet a Sioux City housewife, Mary McCracken, and her partner Joe. GROUCHO: Welcome to "You Bet Your Life," say the secret word and the duck will come down and give you each fifty dollars. It's something you see every day... Now, you are... Mary McCracken... any relation to Jimmy Crack Corn? MARY: No, Groucho. GROUCHO: Have you ever heard of "Jimmy Crack Corn and I Don't Care?" MARY: Yes. GROUCHO: Well, I don't care either... It says here you're from Detroit, Iowa. I always thought Detroit was in Michigan. MARY: I was born in Detroit, Groucho, and I live in Iowa. GROUCHO: I owe a few bucks to my brother Chico. So, what do you do in Iowa, Mary, besides shuck corn? MARY: I'm a housewife. GROUCHO: A housewife. So you're home a lot? MARY: I have to be. GROUCHO: Why? Are you under house arrest? MARY: I have thirteen children. GROUCHO: Oh, well...