To: Wharf Rat who wrote (9763 ) 3/11/2005 5:57:13 PM From: SiouxPal Respond to of 362603 Here is Rose's husbands answers.... fuzzy- here's h-man's submission: 01. What is your favorite word? Rose 02. What is your least favorite word? kill 03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? My spouse, my children, nature, coaching kids, writing weird stuff, Belgian beer. 04. What turns you off? cheats 05. What is your favorite curse word? My favourite curse word is, “Gosh”. Just kidding. My favourite curse word is, “godamfuckingshitbastardfuckingcocksucercuntassholeshitfuckingpissbitch”. Oops, forgot the ”prick” part. 06. What sound or noise do you love? Beautiful (to me) music. Waves, wind, seagulls. My spouse’s farts are special to me as well. They remind me of all the important contact points in time, relationships and life. Sort of like a little cursor that says, “Hey, wake up you lucky guy. You are with somebody really special at a happy time in life”. 07. What sound or noise do you hate? My fingernails scraping a chalkboard so I don’t do it. Also the words, “you should”. 08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Teaching people things that I am capable of teaching. Most particularly people that aren’t necessarily mainstream. 09. What profession would you not like to do? Any job that requires nine to five, systemic reporting and shoving my nose up an inferior, superior’s ass. Which is probably 95% of all the jobs in the world. So I have been a very lucky guy jobwise, most of my life. 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? He might say, “Hi Dude. Welcome back. Welcome back to emotional, intellectual and physical well being. We are still busy and happy people here. We have simple wild flowers at our place that are so beautiful the sight of them will make you weep. We have exquisite herbal essences and fragrances wafting through the air that will caress your mind with overwhelming love. We have remarkable wines that on the tongue are beyond earthly description. We have food for all, of no worldly culinary equal, embracing the finest of all cultural offerings. We have unselfish kindnesses and offer quiet and gracious simple gifts of joy to others. All these things might bring you to your knees with a profound humbleness and cause you to raise your face upwards to Whatever, and without reservation, openly and publicly rejoice in thanks with those that are beside you. That might be a good thing because; we also have, much hunger, hard labour, sadness, challenges of hate and greed, fear and envy, cold, heat, drought, plague, pestilence and loss of dearly loved ones. We have all these black and negative things as well as the pleasures in life for these things are an exquisite and brutal part all of our eternities. This is a Buddhist place. Therefore we sincerely welcome you home again. So please join us, work hard, take breaks, look at your naval, take a carnal look at someone else’s naval. Do whatever is right for you. If perhaps you are not a Buddhist, no worries mate, you are certainly welcome here too. Whatever. You may have come back as a flea. That is a gooood thing, Donkeyy. Fleas get to travel from place to place without having to make reservations. Welcome to Hebben. Pete (as in saint)