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Pastimes : Where the GIT's are going -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: sandintoes who wrote (96557)	3/29/2005 3:16:00 PM
From: PatiBob	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 225578

I have and got a "hrumph" for my trouble. The guys will play with me any time, they say I make them look good and they learn a few new cuss words to boot. Some of those bunkers you gotta have a ladder to get in and out of, I swear! I've got a lotta gals close to my age who are a hoot to play with. We all have a great time out there because we're not ram-rod stick up the butt serious about the game.

To: sandintoes who wrote (96557)	3/29/2005 4:52:41 PM
From: Sarkie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 225578

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