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To: mph who wrote (31663)	4/4/2005 10:02:12 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 90947

When I need the help of a shyster, I'll be sure and let you know! :-) =================================================== Commonwealth of Virginia's proposed rules for Hunting Season for Attorneys. . . 1. Any person with a valid hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited. 3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash. 4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a four-wheeler, helicopter, or aircraft. 5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys. 6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships. 7. It shall be unlawful to use drugs, $100 bills, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys. 8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, ambulances, or hospitals. 9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it. 10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for rabies and vermin. 11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, male legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.