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To: Suma who wrote (41947)4/15/2005 11:56:46 AM
From: American Spirit  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 173976
 
The gay Rove scandal has just begun. It started with the revelation that male prostitute/phony journalist Jeff Gannon was being let into the White House on a daily basis. Since Rove is a total control freak, Gannon would have never gotten in without his approval. Then the revelations that RNC head Mehlman and press secretary McClellan are gay. Both appointees Rove would have controlled.

Then the gossip on some of the gay websites that Rove had been seen at certain gay clubs over the years (why would any straight to to gay bars?) and may have married a gay man. Since Rove is unmarried and has never been known to have a relationship with a female in the past 50 years, you be the judge.

Of course no one has called in a special prosecutor to investigate Rove's sex life. That's something only Republicans do.

I used to know these high society gay guys who once explained to me how it works. Gays, they told me, can always pick out their own in a crowd. It's like a secret sign or body language, eye contact, etc. Gays are also huge gossips. They love gossiping. But they're only interested in outing VIP's and celebrities who work against gay rights, like Rove does.



To: Suma who wrote (41947)4/15/2005 2:31:43 PM
From: Glenn Petersen  Respond to of 173976
 
Suma,

American Spirit has been polluting SI with his homophobia for close to two years now. It is quite an obsession with him and sometimes he is actually coherent. While I personally find it offensive, I have to admit that I often find a certain humor to it. Last year I was able to convert one of his posts into a CNN interview.

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Yes, and I don't know about Eleanor, but I have heard strong rumors about all of the others. Tom Cruise has fought hard to sue anyone who publishes gay rumors. Obviously, he's not all gay because he likes women too, but I've heard stories from very credible sources high up in the entertainment business. In other words, most of these rumors are true. Janet Reno definitely.

I knew a woman who was the personal assistant to a major female star. One night when drunk she dished on her former boss, a secret lesbian everyone thinks is hetero because of her famous boyfriends over the years. The assistant gave me a list of about ten female stars whom her ex boss had slept with. I was floored by half of them. That's when I started being able to detect closeted lesbians. The tipoff is when they don't have relationships with men, or only men who might be gay themselves, or beards just for show. Sometimes they're even married with kids but still secretly gay. Many are bisexuals who go both ways.

My next prediction after Coulter is Condi Rice, though I doubt she's very active. Amazing the GOP is considering her as a VP candidate. Have they given any thought to the fact she doesn't date men? Hey wait, maybe she and GW..?

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Wolf Blitzer of CNN, here. We are talking today with American Spirit, Democratic activist, John Kerry fundraiser, and noted authority on lesbian detection. Mr. Spirit, often a controversial figure, has developed what he maintains is a foolproof technique for detecting and outing lesbians. Mr. Spirit has focused most of his research on Hollywood and politics. Many have called Mr. Spirit homophobic, a charge he dismisses. Mr. Spirit, who has agreed to share some of his thoughts on lesbian detection with us.

Blitzer: Mr. Spiirt, it is my understanding that you have spent years working on this project, that it has become almost an obsession for you. I have also read that you are absolutely convinced that Hillary Clinton is a closet lesbian and that you are on the trail of a number of other political figures, including the late Eleanor Roosevelt. Is that true?

AS: Yes, and I don't know about Eleanor, but I have heard strong rumors about all of the others.

Blitzer: How about Hollywood. Any thoughts on Tom Cruise?

AS: Tom Cruise has fought hard to sue anyone who publishes gay rumors. Obviously, he's not all gay because he likes women too, but I've heard stories from very credible sources high up in the entertainment business. In other words, most of these rumors are true.

Blitzer: Janet Reno has been the subject of numerous rumors, though personally I feel that she would be a challenge for any partner, female or male.. Any thoughts on Ms. Reno?

AS: Janet Reno definitely.

Blitzer: Amazing. Many have followed your observations with rapt attention. What inspired you to begin your research?

AS: I knew a woman who was the personal assistant to a major female star. One night when drunk she dished on her former boss, a secret lesbian everyone thinks is hetero because of her famous boyfriends over the years.

Blitzer: Did she give you a template?

AS: The assistant gave me a list of about ten female stars whom her ex boss had slept with. I was floored by half of them.

Blitzer: So starting with that list, you were able to develop your methodology. Am I interpreting your comments correctly?

AS: That's when I started being able to detect closeted lesbians.

Blitzer: Would you be willing to share your secret with us?

AS: The tipoff is when they don't have relationships with men, or only men who might be gay themselves, or beards just for show. Sometimes they're even married with kids but still secretly gay.

Blitzer: What about bisexuals?

AS: Many are bisexuals who go both ways.

Blitzer, looking puzzled: “Bisexuals who go both ways?” Isn’t that the definition of a bisexual? Never mind. You recently outed Ann Coulter. Would you be willing to share your thoughts on the next lesbian that you will be outing?

AS: My next prediction after Coulter is Condi Rice, though I doubt she's very active.

Blitzer: Is that a problem, the fact that she is a lesbian?

AS: Amazing the GOP is considering her as a VP candidate. Have they given any thought to the fact she doesn't date men?

Blitzer: Are you sure that she is not currently dating?

AS: Hey wait, maybe she and GW..?

Blitzer quickly gives the cut sign to his camera man.

Blitzer: We have been here today with American Spirit, John Kerry supporter and noted lesbian outer. We have contacted the Kerry organization to discuss Mr. Spirit but they have nervously declined to comment.



To: Suma who wrote (41947)4/19/2005 12:09:11 AM
From: DavesM  Respond to of 173976
 
re: "...where in the heck did you pick up this information."

If you want to see what the REAL far right wing thinks (about Bush and the Bush Administration), all you need to do is follow AS's "Rove is Gay" story. When you do a google search on the author of the story, you find him listed on places like Stormfront, and the National Vanguard (where you can find some more of this author's writings).

The story AS copied mentions Barnes News Review (I believe AS mentions Barnes as a source as well) as the source of the story. If you do a googel search and go to Barnes News Review's website, they state that they originated from Barnes Review Magazine. If you go to The Barnes Review Magazine's website and look at an archive of their articles, you find one with the title - "Adolph Hitler: An Overlooked candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize".