To: geode00 who wrote (42432 ) 4/20/2005 2:49:57 AM From: Kevin Rose Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 173976 This is the strangest life I've ever known... Apparently, one reason behind the delay in the vote is several stories coming out about Bolton's bizarre and frightening behavior. One story is that a female UN official from one of the former Soviet Republics tells of when Bolton was working for a private firm and attended a UN conference in Russia. Supposedly, he had some policy dispute with her, and worked it out by chasing through the lobby of the Russian hotel while throwing objects at her. He scribbled nasty notes and shoved them under her hotel room door, and pounded on her door while screaming threats. She apparently was terrified. I think Bolton would fit right into Bush's administration. In fact, here is my prediction of some of the final administration office holders by the end of Bush's reign of lunacy: Director of FBI: Charles Manson - 'creepy crawling' will be used as an official FBI surveillance method. Head of FDA: Rush Limbaugh - being such an glutton of both Food and Drugs would make him the ideal choice. Sec of Defense - Ann Coulter - glib with absolutely no substance, ignorant about history, military, defense, and security - a Donald Rumsfeld with legs. Sec of State - vacant. Position will be abolished, as it is not necessary. Attorney General - Tom Delay. Under Delay, the death penalty will be extended to judges who don't issue rulings prescribed by Delay's office. Postmaster General - Theodore Kaczynski. Mail deliveries will become much more exciting and suspenseful. Press Secretary - Sean Hannity. The positive net effect (for Bush) will be that the press will ask no questions, because Hannity will shout them down first. First Lady - Condi Rice. Laura will go the Mary Todd Lincoln route, and Condi will finally not have to keep correcting herself in public. In the meanwhile, the sane half of the country is still Waiting for the Sun....