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Politics : Liberalism: Do You Agree We've Had Enough of It? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: American Spirit who wrote (1885)	5/5/2005 4:09:53 PM
From: jlallen	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 224680

Nope. Nice try though. J.

To: American Spirit who wrote (1885)	5/8/2005 9:36:30 AM
From: lorne	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 224680

Kerry Exposes US Spy, Gets People's Hero Medal Award 4/12/2005 thepeoplescube.com Senator John Kerry, who after losing the 2004 election was purged and declared "non-person" by CommunistsForKerry.com (CFK), a powerful pressure group that acts as a shadow Politburo behind the DNC, may now be forgiven and allowed to resume his revolutionary duties for his successful exposure of a CIA spy yesterday. At a hearing to discuss the nomination of John Bolton as US ambassador to the United Nations, politicians discussed a dispute over Bolton's treatment of an intelligence analyst, referred to as "Mr Smith." But when Kerry read from a transcript of closed door interviews he gave out the name of Fulton Armstrong that had not previously come up. "The Party sees everything," said an unnamed CFK source. "The revolutionary discipline calls for the use of ‘sticks and carrots' or as we refer to them ‘medals and purges.' And when Kerry saw the opportunity to expose a CIA spy and heroically jumped at it with total disregard for his reputation, we say he deserves a medal. This one is not going to be thrown away like the others!" the source added with a cheerless smile. "We vehemently deny the scurrilous rumors that after losing the election to imperialist Bush we packed Comrade Kerry in a box car to the Outer Siberia and that we replaced him with a cardboard cutout in the Senate. There has never been a mixup at the railroad station as Comrade Kerry was impossible to tell apart from his cutout. What a ridiculous charge! We don't waste people's money on packing box cars with cardboard cutouts! This is a big imperialist lie! Besides, the guilty have already been punished. Discipline is discipline." "There remains a matter of John Kerry T-Shirts that we sell to raise funds for the Revolution," continued the CFK source. "We still stand by those. The message still hasn't lost its clout - Who Is John Kerry, really?" This is not the first medal Kerry receives from the Politburo. The first medal he got was for heroic achievements in space exploration for the good of the oppressed workers and minorities. This title and medal are given to those who selflessly kill themselves with work for little or no pay.