To: orkrious who wrote (29450 ) 5/5/2005 7:47:44 PM From: patron_anejo_por_favor Respond to of 116555 Dude, of course he's read Heinz! Heinz is EVERYWHERE!<G>When I look out into your eyes out there, When I look out into your faces, You know what I see? I see a little bit of Heinz In each and every one of you out there. Lemme tell ya... Weeeeeeeeeellllllll... Heinz is everywhere Heinz is everything Heinz is everybody Heinz is still the king Man o man What I want you to see Is that the big H's Inside of you and me Heinz is everywhere, man! He's in everything. He's in everybody... Heinz is in your jeans. He's in your cheesburgers Heinz is in Nutty Buddies! Heinz is in your mom! He's in everybody. He's in the young, the old, the fat, the skinny, the white, the black the brown and the blue people got Heinz in 'em too Heinz is in everybody out there. Everybody's got Heinz in them! Everybody except one person that is... Yeah, one person! The evil opposite of Heinz. The Anti-Heinz Anti-Heinz got no Heinz in 'em, lemme tell ya. Larry Kudlow has no Heinz in him. And Heinz is in Liz-Anne Sonders... but he's trying to get out, man! He's trying to get out! Listen up Lizanne Baby! Heinz is everywhere Heinz is everything Heinz is everybody Heinz is still the king Man o man What I want you to see Is that the big H's Inside of you and me Man, there's a lot of unexplained phenomenon out there in the world. Lot of things people say What the heck's going on? Let me tell ya! Who built the pyramids? Heinz! Who built Stonehenge? HEINZ! Yeah, man you see guys walking down the street pushing shopping carts and you think they're talking to allah, they're talking to themself. Man, no they're talking to Heinz! HEINZ! HEINZ! You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle? Down in the Bermuda Traingle Heinz needs boats. Heinz needs boats. Heinz Heinz Heinz Heinz Heinz Heinz Heinz needs boats. Aahh! The Sailing Heinz! Captain Heinz! Commodore Heinz it is. Yeah man, you know people from outer space, people from outer space they come up to me. They don't look like like Doctor Spock. They don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Heinz. HEINZ! Everybody in outer space looks like Heinz. Cause Heinz is a perfect being. We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Heinzisness Soon all will become Heinz. Everything everywhere will be Heinz. Why do you think they call it evolution anyway? It's really Heinzlution! Heinzlution! Heinz is everywhere Heinz is everything Heinz is everybody Heinz is still the king Man o man What I want you to see Is that the big H's Inside of you and me That's right ladies and gentlemen, The time has come! Time has come to talk To that little bit of Heinz inside of you. Talk to it! Call it up! Say "Heinz, heal me!" "Save me, Heinz!" "Make me be born again in the perfect Heinz light" That's right! You've got that Heinz inside of ya and he's talkin to ya He says he wants you to sing! Everybody's got to sing like the king! Like the king Get that leg going now Get your lip too. Not no fool Billy Idol lip either Everybody! Yeah, we're rockin now! Heinz is with us. He's with us and he's speaking to us. He says "Peoples!" "Peoples!" "Everybody!" "Everybody got to sing!" Heinz is everywhere Heinz is everything Heinz is everybody Heinz is still the king Man o man What I want you to see Is that the big H's Inside of you and me Heinz is everywhere Heinz is everything Heinz is everybody Heinz is still the king Man o man What I want you to see Is that the big H's Inside of you and me Heinz!