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To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (34103)	5/6/2005 10:33:33 PM
From: Augustus Gloop	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 90947

If I wanted any lip from you I'd rattle my zipper

To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (34103)	5/7/2005 1:38:44 PM
From: Sully-	Respond to of 90947

Gloop has that covered........ :-) A Beer Before It Starts A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts" She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." "That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long? The husband sighed. "Shit, it's started."