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To: Tommaso who wrote (29709)	5/10/2005 2:12:10 AM
From: badog	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 116555

Stocks Suck My oil stock went down. It always goes down. This is just so unfair. My broker says don't worry this is just profit taking. I didn't take any profits. Who took profits? I never get profits. All I ever get is screwed. What a bunch of crap! My stock sucks! Analysts now say its a dog. Brokerage house made reference to "this puppy". Oh great I own another dog! I called the company. The CEO says don't worry this stock is not a dog. Just shorts and MM's screwing with the stock. This stock is a leader he says. Nothing can go wrong. It's smooth sailing from here. Oh man isn't that what they said about the Titanic? Oh my God I'm on a fricken dogship to ####! My broker says don't worry short squeeze coming. Too many shorts. Oh man, why does there have to be so many shorts? Why do they all have to be so mean? Why do they always drive my stocks down? What did I ever do to them? My broker says they will get theirs. They got theirs alright, & mine too. They always get my money. Short squeeze coming! What a bunch of crap! The only shorts squeeze I ever get is when my wife makes me wear those darn bikkini briefs. Bikkini briefs suck. I hate shorts! I bet my wife is a short. I think my wife shorts my stock everyday just so she can whoop my ass when I get home! And who are these MM's people screwing with my stock? Who do these people think they are? What are they? Has anyone ever seen them? What does M&M stand for? I close my eyes at night and all I can see are these these people dressed in colorful candy coated outfits chuckling while they are screwing with my money and my mind. I hate M and M'S. Melts in your mouth not in your hand! What kind of scam was that? MM's, shorts, my broker and my stocks suck. So then I tried going short. Slider said to short oil at $49/barrel. Oil goes to $51*@#! Why does this always happen to me? "Short more" Slider says. "I ain't got no money" I tell him. He says what about margin? I say "I hear its risky." "Only for losers" he tells me, "not for shrewd, astute, positive thinkers like yourself. Now I'm $12 dollars from a margin call and Thursday is coming. Margin sucks. Why did I ever short on margin anyway? Margin what a scam! Where are we going from here? I'll tell you where we are going. The opposite of down! My stocks always go south...but not now. This is bullsh###. I hate investing! Investing Sucks! Oh this is just great! They just posted interest in my margin account and triggered a margin call. Margin interest what is that all about? I don't remember my broker mentioning margin interest. Margin interest? Oh that is so unfair! Now I'm the proud owner of a second mortgage. My broker says the stock market is like riding a bike. Got to get back up and try again. Borrow against your life insurance, he says. Buy Circle Group Holdings Inc (CXN) at $.57 "I ask "shouldn't I diversify?" He says he'll let me in on a little secret." Top analyst is about to initiate coverage on CXN with a strong buy. After that nothing but splits coming." Easy money. Oh wasn't that just a peachy keen tip now. Analyst downgrades CXN and Bam, it drops 14%. Analyst downgrades CXN and downgrades my financial condition to life support with one swoop! Analysts suck! Well I tracked my broker down by phone yesterday. He's down in the Caribbean. I guess he's down there with my easy money looking out for my best interests. Full service brokers what are they all about? Weren't there enough used car lots to go around? My broker sucks ! He costs me money twice....once when he gives me advice and once when I take it. Oh yeah. I almost forgot he is my friend. I asked him once "If you are my friend why don't you give me some free advice?". So he did! He told me to marry the woman who is now my wife....What a #######! I hate my broker! Margin interest, analysts, M&M's, CXN, free money, Slider and my broker suck! Well my broker says I'm overeacting "Splits are coming!" Splits...what a scam! "Here I"ll take your 10 and give you two fives. Keep the change!" What the #### is that all about? This is going to make me rich? No matter! CXN will never split as long as I own it. My stocks never split. Splits coming? It's only $.49 now. What a bunch of crap! I have news for my broker. The splits are here. Oil, CXN, Slider and my broker have split the value of my account in half and my wife is going to split my lip when she gets wind of that margin call (not to mention the money I owe back to my insurance policy). I hate splits! Splits suck! I hope my stocks go up tommorow. Yeah, right....it won't go up. My stocks never go up. That is not until the day after I sell them. I wish I had cash. I never have cash. Why did I put all my cash into my Y2K generator business? Y2K what a scam that was! Badog