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To: SiouxPal who wrote (16727)5/11/2005 10:59:31 PM
From: bruiser98  Respond to of 362697
 
John Wayne probably had the biggest pair. He had enough sense to let others do the fighting and dying.



To: SiouxPal who wrote (16727)5/11/2005 11:01:03 PM
From: Raymond Duray  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 362697
 
Your laugh for the day:

Subject: 1st grade

A first grade teacher had 25 students in her class and she presented each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!

1. Don't change horses...............................................until they stop running.
2. Strike while the.......................................................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before......................................Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of ...................... termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but ...................... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that ........................................ looks dirty.
7. No news is.............................................................impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a ......................................... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new .......................... math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ....................... stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust .....................................................me.
12. The pen is mightier than the ............................. pigs.
13. An idle mind is...................................................the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ............................ .pollution.
15. Happy the bride who..........................................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is ............................................. .not much.
17. Two's company, three's .................................. ..the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .................... ..you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you,cry and ........you have to blow your own nose.
20. There are none so blind as ............................... Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not ...................... spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed ...............................get new batteries.
23.You get out of something only what you ....... ...see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind .................. …….get out of the way.

And the WINNER and last one is:

25. Better late than ...................................................pregnant.



To: SiouxPal who wrote (16727)5/12/2005 9:18:04 AM
From: Wharf Rat  Respond to of 362697
 
Audie; the onliest one with enuf to play his elf on the silver screen.