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To: geode00 who wrote (46661)5/14/2005 5:51:45 PM
From: American Spirit  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 173976
 
Five Steps For Bushies to Become Born Again Gay Virgins

Make a firm commitment to save yourself for sanctified heterosexual marriage from now on, and believe you can do it.

Get away from people, places, things and situations that weaken your self-control. Sometimes the healthiest thing you can do is avoid gay people who tempt you. Like Jeff Gannon and Arab princes.

Avoid intense hugging, passionate kissing and anything else that leads to lustful gay thoughts and behavior. Anything beyond a brief, simple kiss can quickly become dangerous.

Find non-physical ways to show your love and appreciation.
Remember that anyone can start over. Including you! When you focus on commitment and self-discipline, you can control your gay impulses.