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To: American Spirit who wrote (35107)	5/26/2005 9:30:40 AM
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Zarqawi Signs Form 180 - Releases Military Records Posted by Harvey IMAO At an awards ceremony in Baghdad today, wounded terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi accepted his third Purple Heart from Al Qaeda and announced that had signed form 180, releasing his military records for public inspection. "Unlike certain American infidel politicians, I have nothing to hide from my people," said Zarqawi, "except perhaps the occasional roadside explosive device." Iraqi's new President, however, was dubious. "I question the timing of this," said Iraqi President Jalal Talabani. "He could have just as easily released his records during the invasion and quelled the rumors that the wound which earned him his second Purple Heart was sustained while attempting to mate with a goat." Zarqawi insisted that he earned the disputed Purple Heart in the line of duty. "I did NOT have sexual relations with that goat, Fatima!" said Zarqawi. "I was merely trying to subdue an American spy for the glory of Allah!" "Besides," added Zarqawi, "it was purely consensual! You can ask Osama! He was there!" Zarqawi's Commander-in-Chief, Osama Bin Laden, could not be reached for comment as he is presently in hiding, cleverly disguised as a bloody stain on the walls of a Tora Bora cave. imao.us