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To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (35488)5/29/2005 11:48:43 PM
From: Sully-  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 90947
 
Joke Of The Day: Hillary Clinton And The School Kids

By John Hawkins on Joke Of The Day
Right Wing News

U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton visited a primary school in Ithaca, New York, to talk about her job as a senator. After her talk, she offered question time. One little boy put up his hand and the Senator asked his name. "Kenneth,' he replied. "And what is your question, Kenneth?" she asked.

Kenneth answered, "I have three questions:

"First.....whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second.....why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

And third.....whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rang for recess. Senator Clinton informed the kiddies that they would continue after recess. When they resumed, she asked, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right.....question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy raised his hand; Hillary pointed him out and asked him his name. "Larry," he replied. "And what is your question?" continued the Senator.

"I have five questions," he answered,

"First.....whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second.....why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

Third.....whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

Fourth.....why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And fifth.....what happened to Kenneth?"

:-)

rightwingnews.com