A Get Well Card For Zarqawi
IMAO
Al-Zarqawi, I'm so sad.
Hearing that you feel so bad.
Limping, hobbling, gimpy, weak,
Looking like a circus freak
Broken bones and bloody skin
(Trying hard, here, not to grin)
Bet it hurts - all ouchy sore.
I only wish that you had... more...
A fractured wrist, a punctured spleen,
A left arm rotting with gangrene,
Lemon juice in a paper cut,
A gopher chewing on your butt,
Mites and ticks and lice and fleas,
Underwear all filled with bees,
Scalp a-crawl with fire ants,
Spiders creeping up your pants,
Dysentary, hoof-and-mouth,
Itchy places north and south,
Herpes sores, appendicitis,
Colo-rectal meningitis,
Kidney stones and heart disease,
Bloody noses when you sneeze,
Eczema and ear infections,
Viagra-proof lack of erections,
Heat-stroke, pimples, chicken pox,
Ben-Gay slathered in your jocks,
Diarrhea, whooping cough,
Syphilitic nose-fall-off,
Swine flu, bird flu, Asian, too,
Mad cow brain and bad Fugu
Poison oak, verruca virus,
Diabetes, hepatitis,
Hemorrhoids, trench mouth, scurvy, gout,
Makes me want to laugh and shout.
AIDS, Ebola, tumors, cancer,
On your grave I'll be a dancer.
Die Screaming, You Bastard.
Love,
Harvey
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