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To: sea_biscuit who wrote (62332)6/3/2005 12:01:42 PM
From: longnshortRead Replies (2) | Respond to of 81568
 
Two altar boys are outside of Church with their penises in a snow bank. A guy comes along and says "hey don't do that you will hurt yourself" the Altar boys reply, 'don't worry, Father likes a couple of cold ones after Mass"

Now that's funny I don't care who you are, get her done.



To: sea_biscuit who wrote (62332)6/3/2005 12:06:42 PM
From: longnshortRespond to of 81568
 
A drunk is walking in the woods when he comes upon some born agains baptizing people in the river. The preacher grabs him and says I will baptize you. The preacher dips the drunk under the water and brings him up and says "do you see Jesus?" the drunk says 'no'. the preacher dips him again and says 'do you see Jesus?' again the drunk replys 'no'. Losing patience the preachers dips him again but holds him under for a long time, brings him up and yells 'DO YOU SEE JESUS?" the drunk, gasping for air replys " NO, Are you sure this is where he fell in"

Now that's funny I don't care who you are.