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To: SiouxPal who wrote (22319)6/16/2005 2:25:42 AM
From: CalculatedRisk  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 361016
 
Reminds me of joke ...

A man walks into a bar. He hears music from the piano, but can't see a piano player. He asks the bartender if it is one of those player pianos.

"No. You can't see the piano player because he is just one foot tall." replies the bartender. The man looks behind the piano, and sure enough the bartender is right. So he asks: "Where did you find him?"

Bartender: "I found this magic Genie bottle that grants wishes."

Man: "Can I see the bottle?"

Bartender: "Sure, but its broken."

The bartender gives the bottle to the man, and the man starts rubbing the bottle and closes his eyes .... and suddenly thousands and thousands of ducks start flying into the bar.

Bartender: "What did you wish for?"

Man: "A million bucks."

Bartender: "I told you it was broken. You didn't think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"