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To: DayTraderKidd who wrote (26679)7/6/2005 11:26:26 PM
From: Wharf Rat  Respond to of 361732
 
I regret Mr. August West Wharf Rat expired a few minutes ago, while chattering on his computer. A copy of his will reveals he has divided his fortune equally. amongst his four children.
We are please to tell you that you have inherited one 37 cent stamp and 3 empty bottles of Ripple. If you like, we can recycle the bottles for you and send you the 9 cents they earn. If you would like these as a reminder of your recently deceased father, please forward $6.50 for shipping and handling. If you would like the stamp in uncancelled condition, please send us 37 cents for S&H. We have an envelope you may use.
We hope to hear from you soonest, so that we may finish disposing of Mr. West's junk.

Sincerely, F.J.Dewey, esq.

Dewey,Cheatham,&Howe@Cambridgeourfaircity.com