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To: Lucretius who wrote (309858)	7/18/2005 6:42:31 PM
From: MythMan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 436258

make sure you say booyah!

To: Lucretius who wrote (309858)	7/18/2005 7:03:23 PM
From: Broken_Clock	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 436258

Caller number 323 you're on the air. This is His Majesty. Jim, Jim, is that really you? Hey everybody, it's HIM! [aside to friends in background] What's your problem caller 323? Jim, Jim, I was a bear for so long my ass hurts like a Rowan Gorilla Five got a hold of it on a five year contract. Oh, sorry, are we live? Can I say that on TV? Don't worry. We help bears here. Some are just born that way. But we're here to help. We judge no one for their lifestyle and investing preference. But I must tell you, being a bear is a sin! [studio crowd screaming] Amen Brother J! Tell it like it is Bro! And sinning with your brokerage is account is Un-American! [crowd nearing hysteria] Now caller...what is your name. We're all friends here. I want to help you. Uh, well, I may have said some bad things about you and your church before...on a chat board...you know ...SI? It's OK, it's OK, go ahead...I've got lots of stocks to dump, er, PUMP! I mean PUMP! Ok, well....they call me Lucretius. Lucretius? Lucretius from SI!!!! You mean Lucifer, you son of the devil! We've got caller ID you cretin. Pack your bags Guantanamo Breath! We're gonna weed you and your kind out of this great country. This great country where stocks only go up! This great country where houses only go up! This great country where there's no room for %^@(&^#$$%^@*&$ like you and your kind!!! [pan audience} frenetic hysteria. Go to commercial.