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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: JDN who wrote (701814)9/15/2005 12:53:41 AM
From: Gary H  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 769667
 
Three doctors were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed..

The first one said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost two fingers in an accident. I reattached them and eight months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

The second doctor said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in field events at the olympics."

The third surgeon said "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's a$$hole and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."