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To: ManyMoose who wrote (2056)9/25/2005 12:19:35 PM
From: Solon  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2633
 
I wrote this just as a post. And then (for a weird reason) I counted the words. And I said...if I drop a few words it could be a short story. So I did and it is.

Message 21735465

AM I MISSING SOMETHING

Probably not.

Life thrives on inequality. The cow eats grass and we eat the cow. And people are grass, ass, deer, and Senators.

If everybody lived in the suburbs...who would live in the slums??

Cows eat grass.

...or they don't eat.

And when did a cow ever say, "sorry?"



To: ManyMoose who wrote (2056)9/25/2005 12:35:34 PM
From: Solon  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2633
 
MANY MOOSE

Once upon a time there was many moose. Or there WERE many moose.

It depends who you talk to.

When you talk to Minnie Moose it is always "were". Go figure!

I never saw a better looker on a cell...



To: ManyMoose who wrote (2056)9/30/2005 12:23:19 AM
From: Solon  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2633
 
DIRTY DOG DAY

It was a HORRIBLE restaurant.

The cat tasted like rabbit. The hare tasted like ham. The rat tasted like Round steak. His own urine for his hair growth tasted like lamb.

He pushed his plate away.

Fortunately a black dog followed him home and he turned on the oven.