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To: Dealer who wrote (62611)	9/25/2005 10:34:29 PM
From: Cactus Jack	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 65232

Dealer, Which cruise line, and which ports of call? Have a great time. jpg

To: Dealer who wrote (62611)	9/25/2005 10:45:02 PM
From: Murrey Walker	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 65232

Have fun and take pictures. (G)

To: Dealer who wrote (62611)	9/26/2005 1:48:29 PM
From: Sully-	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 65232

Enjoy it dealer. Eat too much! :-)

To: Dealer who wrote (62611)	9/29/2005 12:35:01 AM
From: RR	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 65232

Cruise? Hey, where'd ya go, Dealer? You mean you didn't take your laptop with you and pay some extra bucks so you could get on internet and give the Porch reports! (g) Well, hurry back and give us some stories, Dealer. RR

To: Dealer who wrote (62611)	9/30/2005 2:00:30 PM
From: Sully-	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 65232

Tee he he! I got this from my sister-in-law. A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine" So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers Only . The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, ...............and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humor ..........