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To: coug who wrote (47116)9/29/2005 12:26:00 AM
From: elpolvo  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 104155
 
coug-

i'm wif ya man...

except for the younger women... <VBG>

hey I like older women how bout you?

19's are good to look at,
but they're too young for my lovin'
20's are fun but they're not quite done,
you gotta stick'em back in the oven

at 33 they're divorced and free,
but now they hate all men
but at 42 they love to screw
but wanna get married again

oh I like older women how bout you?

hey at 59 they're lookin' fine,
but they're still not a winner.
but man alive at 65,
you get a discount when you take'em to dinner

at 78 they're lookin' great
bendin' over with thier gravy ladle.
but if you're talking chicks at 86
you know you're still robbin' the cradle

yeah I like older women
the older they are the better
gotta take out their teeth to give you a kiss
or knit you a brand new sweater!

their hose smells just like cornbread
their hair's a pretty shade of blue
I go insane when they walk with a cane,
in orthopedic shoes

have you ever made love in an afghan?
with all your toes a pokin' through
its that feeling I get, lord I swear
that makes my pecker grow an inch or two!

I like older women how bout you?
-rodney carrington


-el viejo