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To: T L Comiskey who wrote (42548)10/6/2005 12:11:58 PM
From: redfish  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 361184
 
Half-Live Blogging the Bush Speech

So it turns out the liquor store delivers; we're half-watching the big terror speech after all--and half-blogging it between snorts.

10:11 Bush says terrorists "evil, not insane." What, so we've administered standardized tests or something?

10:14 We know they're militant because of the videos and web sites that terrorists release. If only we had adopted that supersecret surveillance tactic during the aftermath of Katrina!

10:16. First WMD mention! Drink!

10:17 "They are fanatical extremists and they should not be dismissed" Did we miss something? Is an al Qaeda guy up for a Justice Department job?

10:18 "A culture of victimization in which someone else is always to blame and violence is always the solution." Wait, isn't that the Martha Stewart Apprentice show? . . .

10:20 Third 9/11 Mention! Make-up drinks!

10:21 "No concession, bribe, or act of appeasement would alter their plans for murder." Uh, so the Iraqi Constitution does appear officially doomed, then.

10:23 "Never back down, never give in, never accept anything less than complete victory." Bush turns to camera and mouths "I love Springsteen."

10:25 "They are not just the enemies of America or Iraq, they are the enemies of Islam and of humanity." God, they must throw really poorly attended parties.

10:27. Cowardice vs. Courage! The missing antinomy that's been shackling our efforts! Now that we've figured this out, that whole complete victory thingamee should be a walk in the park!

10:28 "Free people will own the future." Or at least get it on a time-share.

10:30 "We're determined to prevent the actions of terror networks before they occur." A significant departure from the old strategy of trying to prevent them after they occur. . .

10:32 "Evil men with horrendous intentions are working against us." Really, dude, George Soros doesn't have access to to WMDs.

10:33 "The United States makes no distinction between those who commit acts of terror and those nations who harbor them." Translation: I remembered the main plank of my foreign policy doctrine, and how well it went over after 9/11.

10:35 "Some observers adopt a self-defeating pessimism." Busted. Ouch.

10:37 By any measure, Iraq has made amazing progress, from tyranny to elections to a constitution in 2 1/2 years. Too bad about that airport road, though. . .

10:38 Democracy not a fragile flower, but a healthy sturdy tree. And Osama bin Laden is . . .the Cheshire Cat?

10:41. "There is no peace without victory." Hello, Richard Nixon.

10:46 "The love of freedom is the mightiest force in history." Also: The children are the future, and I decided long ago not to walk in anyone's shadow. Thank you, and God bless America.

wonkette.com



To: T L Comiskey who wrote (42548)10/6/2005 1:03:04 PM
From: James Calladine  Respond to of 361184
 
What about this version of Loser:

Loser
(From the Mellow Gold Album)
[Written by Beck Hansen, Karl Stephenson]


In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flaming with a loser in the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin-D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the loveseat
Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain about
A shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Saving all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
Yo cut it!

I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me?
(double-barrel buckshot)

I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me?

The forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phoney gas chamber
'Cause one's got a weasel and other's got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the re-run shows and the cocaine nosejob
The daytime crap of a folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wing
And you can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beat and body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite
And it's choking on the splinters

I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me?
(Get crazy with the Cheez-Whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me?

(Drive-by body pierce…) ANOTHER VOICE:

Yo bring on down
(I'm a driver, I'm a winner… things are gonna change, I can feel it)

I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you!)
I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me?
I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me?

I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me?
(Know what I'm saying?)