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Politics : Right Wing Extremist Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: JDN who wrote (51174)10/12/2005 12:38:44 PM
From: Hope Praytochange  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 59480
 
The Pasta Diet (and it really works!)

1.. You walka pasta da bakery.

2.. You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da ice cream shop.

4... You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND......

CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final
word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of
sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.