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Biotech / Medical : SARS and Avian Flu -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Maurice Winn who wrote (2824)10/19/2005 9:13:56 AM
From: Tomas  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 4232
 
George W's secret plan for a possible aviary pandemic has been leaked by unidentified
underling's in the White House. The plan is multifaceted and deeply thought out
like the Iraq war plan with a three month perspective.

1. The plan in the W tradition of keeping things simple will be code named "FU" for
Flu ain't gonna get W.

2. The White House will immediately moved to Crawford Texas where the Texas National guard
will impose fifty mile perimeter around the compound. The Flordia shoot first and ask questions
later will be imposed.

3. Cindy Sheehan and her group of radicals will be rounded up an moved to a poultry farm
located near a bird wildlife refuge in the Everglades for safe keeping.

4. The governments 2.1 million Tamiflu treatments will be given to party supporters, key
Republican officials, and important CEO's (Haliburton .....) that need to survive this disaster.

5. The area around and above Crawford will be declared a "No-Fly" zone for migratory birds.
To enforce this edict Army Chanute helicopters armed with 50MM guns will patrol the airspace.

Tomas