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To: Nite-Man who wrote (26628)10/23/2005 3:58:00 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™  Respond to of 30919
 
NIT-WIT ARRESTED FOR STUFFING FOOD DOWN HIS PANTS

Sunday, October 23, 2005
By Dan Blather

(CNN) LEWISTON — Nit-wit was caught this afternoon stuffing frozen food down his pants while shopping at the local grocery food chain. He was stopped at the door of the grocery food chain and asked why he was walking out the store without paying. He said he planned to pay for the food, but that he forgot the food was stuffed away down there. While being questioned, Nit-wit began to shake nervously, but investigators believed the Nit-wit was only shaking due to the frozen items. Nit-wit was then taken to a nearby medical facility for the treatment of frostbite. Some of the frozen food had to be surgically removed from his skin. What a Nit-wit.

GZ