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Politics : Should God be replaced? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: LLCF who wrote (22773)10/24/2005 5:54:03 PM
From: average joe  Respond to of 28931
 
Strangely enough the most convincing Christian writers have all been Catholic, C.S. Lewis (below) Tolkien, Chesterton, St. Augustine.

My dear Wormwood,

I note what you say about guiding your patient's reading and taking care that he sees a good deal of his materialist friend. But are you not being a trifle naif? It sounds as if you supposed that argument was the way to keep him out of the Enemy's clutches. That might have been so if he had lived a few centuries earlier. At that time the humans still knew pretty well when a thing was proved and when it was not; and if it was proved they really believed it. They still connected thinking with doing and were prepared to alter their way of life as the result of a chain of reasoning. But what with the weekly press and other such weapons, we have largely altered that. Your man has been accustomed, ever since he was a boy, to having a dozen incompatible philosophies dancing about together inside his head. He doesn't think of doctrines as primarily "true" or "false," but as "academic" or "practical," "outworn" or "contemporary," "conventional" or "ruthless." Jargon, not argument, is your best ally in keeping him from the Church. Don't waste time trying to make him think that materialism is true! Make him think it is strong or stark or courageous—that it is the philosophy of the future. That's the sort of thing he cares about.

The trouble about argument is that it moves the whole struggle onto the Enemy's own ground. He can argue too; whereas in really practical propaganda of the kind I am suggesting He has been shown for centuries to be greatly the inferior of Our Father Below. By the very act of arguing you awake the patient's reason; and once it is awake, who can foresee the result! Even if a particular train of thought can be twisted so as to end in our favour, you will find that you have been strengthening in your patient the fatal habit of attending to universal issues and withdrawing his attention from the stream of immediate sense experiences. Your business is to fix his attention on the stream. Teach him to call it "real life" and don't let him ask what he means by "real."

Remember, he is not, like you, a pure spirit. Never having been a human (oh, that abominable advantage of the Enemy's!) you don't realise how enslaved they are to the pressure of the ordinary. I once had a patient, a sound atheist, who used to read in the British Museum. One day, as he sat reading, I saw a train of thought in his mind beginning to go the wrong way. The Enemy, of course, was at his elbow in a moment. Before I knew where I was I saw my twenty years' work beginning to totter. If I had lost my head and begun to attempt a defence by argument, I should have been undone. But I was not such a fool. I struck instantly at the part of the man which I had best under my control, and suggested that it was just about time he had some lunch. The Enemy presumably made the counter-suggestion (you know how one can never quite overhear what He says to them?) that this was more important than lunch. At least I think that must have been His line, for when I said, "Quite. In fact much too important to tackle at the end of a morning," the patient brightened up considerably; and by the time I had added "Much better come back after lunch and go into it with a fresh mind," he was already halfway to the door. Once he was in the street the battle was won. I showed him a newsboy shouting the midday paper, and a No. 73 bus going past, and before he reached the bottom of the steps I had got into him an unalterable conviction that, whatever odd ideas might come into a man's head when he was shut up alone with his books, a healthy dose of "real life" (by which he meant the bus and the newsboy) was enough to show him that all "that sort of thing" just couldn't be true. He knew he'd had a narrow escape, and in later years was fond of talking about "that inarticulate sense for actuality which is our ultimate safe guard against the aberrations of mere logic." He is now safe in Our Father's house.

You begin to see the point? Thanks to processes which we set at work in them centuries ago, they find it all but impossible to believe in the unfamiliar while the familiar is before their eyes. Keep pressing home on him the ordinariness of things. Above all, do not attempt to use science (I mean, the real sciences) as a defence against Christianity. They will positively encourage him to think about realities he can't touch and see. There have been sad cases among the modern physicists. If he must dabble in science, keep him on economics and sociology; don't let him get away from that invaluable "real life." But the best of all is to let him read no science but to give him a grand general idea that he knows it all and that everything he happens to have picked up in casual talk and reading is "the results of modern investigation." Do remember you are there to fuddle him. From the way some of you young fiends talk, anyone would suppose it was our job to teach!

Your affectionate uncle

SCREWTAPE

by C.S. Lewis



To: LLCF who wrote (22773)10/24/2005 6:03:16 PM
From: average joe  Respond to of 28931
 
G.K. Chesterton Quotes

A businessman is the only man who is forever apologizing for his occupation.
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A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
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A man does not know what he is saying until he knows what he is not saying.
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A man who says that no patriot should attack the war until it is over... is saying no good son should warn his mother of a cliff until she has fallen.
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A puritan is a person who pours righteous indignation into the wrong things.
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A room without books is like a body without a soul.
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A stiff apology is a second insult... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt.
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A teacher who is not dogmatic is simply a teacher who is not teaching.
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A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.
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A yawn is a silent shout.
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All architecture is great architecture after sunset; perhaps architecture is really a nocturnal art, like the art of fireworks.
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All conservatism is based upon the idea that if you leave things alone you leave them as they are. But you do not. If you leave a thing alone you leave it to a torrent of change.
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All slang is metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.
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An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.
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An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.
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And they that rule in England, in stately conclaves met, alas, alas for England they have no graves as yet.
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And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down. Without the rain, there would be no rainbow.
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Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
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Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.
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Artistic temperament is the disease that afflicts amateurs.
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Being "contented" ought to mean in English, as it does in French, being pleased. Being content with an attic ought not to mean being unable to move from it and resigned to living in it; it ought to mean appreciating all there is in such a position.
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Brave men are all vertebrates; they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle.
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But there is good news yet to hear and fine things to be seen before we go to Paradise by way of Kensal Green.
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Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
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Coincidences are spiritual puns.
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Compromise used to mean that half a loaf was better than no bread. Among modern statesmen it really seems to mean that half a loaf ;is better than a whole loaf.
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Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of readiness to die.
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Cruelty is, perhaps, the worst kid of sin. Intellectual cruelty is certainly the worst kind of cruelty.
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Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
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Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel.
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Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
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Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another.
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Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know.
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Experience which was once claimed by the aged is now claimed exclusively by the young.
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Fable is more historical than fact, because fact tells us about one man and fable tells us about a million men.
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Half a truth is better than no politics.
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Happy is he who still loves something he loved in the nursery: He has not been broken in two by time; he is not two men, but one, and he has saved not only his soul but his life.
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How you think when you lose determines how long it will be until you win.
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I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
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I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on them unless they act.
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I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.
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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
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I was planning to go into architecture. But when I arrived, architecture was filled up. Acting was right next to it, so I signed up for acting instead.
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I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.
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I've searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees.
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If I can put one touch of rosy sunset into the life of any man or woman, I shall feel that I have worked with God.
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If I had only one sermon to preach it would be a sermon against pride.
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In matters of truth the fact that you don't want to publish something is, nine times out of ten, a proof that you ought to publish it.
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It is as healthy to enjoy sentiment as to enjoy jam.
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It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
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It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
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It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.
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Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord James is dead" to people who never knew Lord James was alive.
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Journalism is popular, but it is popular mainly as fiction. Life is one world, and life seen in the newspapers is another.
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Journalism largely consists of saying "Lord Jones is Dead" to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
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Large organization is loose organization. Nay, it would be almost as true to say that organization is always disorganization.
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Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair.
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Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity.
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Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
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Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
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Man is an exception, whatever else he is. If he is not the image of God, then he is a disease of the dust. If it is not true that a divine being fell, then we can only say that one of the animals went entirely off its head.
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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
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Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache.
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Men feel that cruelty to the poor is a kind of cruelty to animals. They never feel that it is an injustice to equals; nay it is treachery to comrades.
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Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
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'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'
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Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.
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New roads; new ruts.
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No man who worships education has got the best out of education... Without a gentle contempt for education no man's education is complete.
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Nothing is poetical if plain daylight is not poetical; and no monster should amaze us if the normal man does not amaze.
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Once I planned to write a book of poems entirely about the things in my pocket. But I found it would be too long; and the age of the great epics is past.
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One may understand the cosmos, but never the ego; the self is more distant than any star.
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One sees great things from the valley; only small things from the peak.
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People generally quarrel because they cannot argue.
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People who make history know nothing about history. You can see that in the sort of history they make.
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Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
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Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are.
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Talk about the pews and steeples and the cash that goes therewith! But the souls of Christian people... chuck it, Smith!
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The aim of life is appreciation; there is no sense in not appreciating things; and there is no sense in having more of them if you have less appreciation of them.
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
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The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried.
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The cosmos is about the smallest hole that a man can hide his head in.
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The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
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The man who throws a bomb is an artist, because he prefers a great moment to everything.
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The Museum is not meant either for the wanderer to see by accident or for the pilgrim to see with awe. It is meant for the mere slave of a routine of self-education to stuff himself with every sort of incongruous intellectual food in one indigestible meal.
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The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid.
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The only defensible war is a war of defense.
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The only way to be sure of catching a train is to miss the one before it.
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The paradox of courage is that a man must be a little careless of his life even in order to keep it.
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The perplexity of life arises from there being too many interesting things in it for us to be interested properly in any of them.
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The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
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The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all.
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The present condition of fame is merely fashion.
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The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense.
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The simplification of anything is always sensational.
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The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see.
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The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind.
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The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground.
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The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
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The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land.
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The whole order of things is as outrageous as any miracle which could presume to violate it.
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The word "good" has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.
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Their is a road from the eye to heart that does not go through the intellect.
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There are no rules of architecture for a castle in the clouds.
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There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read.
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There is but an inch of difference between a cushioned chamber and a padded cell.
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There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person.
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There is nothing the matter with Americans except their ideals. The real American is all right; it is the ideal American who is all wrong.
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Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.
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Those thinkers who cannot believe in any gods often assert that the love of humanity would be in itself sufficient for them; and so, perhaps, it would, if they had it.
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To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
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To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
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To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. Hope means hoping when everything seems hopeless.
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Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions.
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Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to that arrogant oligarchy who merely happen to be walking around.
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True contentment is a thing as active as agriculture. It is the power of getting out of any situation all that there is in it. It is arduous and it is rare.
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Virtue is not the absense of vices or the avoidance of moral dangers; virtue is a vivid and separate ting, like pain or a particular smell.
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We are justified in enforcing good morals, for they belong to all mankind; but we are not justified in enforcing good manners, for good manners always mean our own manners.
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We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
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When it comes to life the critical thing is whether you take things for granted or take them with gratitude.
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When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
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White is not a mere absence of color; it is a shining and affirmative thing, as fierce as red, as definite as black. God paints in many colors; but He never paints so gorgeously, I had almost said so gaudily, as when He paints in white.
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White... is not a mere absence of colour; it is a shining and affirmative thing, as fierce as red, as definite as black... God paints in many colours; but He never paints so gorgeously, I had almost said so gaudily, as when He paints in white.
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With any recovery from morbidity there must go a certain healthy humiliation.
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Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.
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Women prefer to talk in twos, while men prefer to talk in threes.
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You say grace before meals. All right. But I say grace before the concert and the opera, and grace before the play and pantomime, and grace before I open a book, and grace before sketching, painting, swimming, fencing, boxing, walking, playing, dancing and grace before I dip the pen in the ink.
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To: LLCF who wrote (22773)10/24/2005 6:05:10 PM
From: average joe  Respond to of 28931
 
J. R. R. Tolkien Quotes

A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.
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Courage is found in unlikely places.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
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Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.
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His house was perfect, whether you liked food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling, or singing, or just sitting and thinking, best, or a pleasant mixture of them all.
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I am told that I talk in shorthand and then smudge it.
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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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I wish life was not so short, he thought. languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.
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If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
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It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
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It's the job that's never started takes longest to finish.
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Not all who wander are lost.
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Still round the corner there may wait, A new road or a secret gate.
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To: LLCF who wrote (22773)10/24/2005 6:06:50 PM
From: average joe  Respond to of 28931
 
Saint Augustine Quotes

A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
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Beauty is indeed a good gift of God; but that the good may not think it a great good, God dispenses it even to the wicked.
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By faithfulness we are collected and wound up into unity within ourselves, whereas we had been scattered abroad in multiplicity.
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Charity is no substitute for justice withheld.
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Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
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Do you wish to be great? Then begin by being. Do you desire to construct a vast and lofty fabric? Think first about the foundations of humility. The higher your structure is to be, the deeper must be its foundation.
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Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility.
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Don't you believe that there is in man a deep so profound as to be hidden even to him in whom it is?
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Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
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Find out how much God has given you and from it take what you need; the remainder is needed by others.
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For, were it not good that evil things should also exist, the omnipotent God would almost certainly not allow evil to be, since beyond doubt it is just as easy for Him not to allow what He does not will, as for Him to do what He will.
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Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again.
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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
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God had one son on earth without sin, but never one without suffering.
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God judged it better to bring good out of evil than to suffer no evil to exist.
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God loves each of us as if there were only one of us.
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Grant what thou commandest and then command what thou wilt.
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He that is kind is free, though he is a slave; he that is evil is a slave, though he be a king.
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Humility is the foundation of all the other virtues hence, in the soul in which this virtue does not exist there cannot be any other virtue except in mere appearance.
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I asked the whole frame of the world about my God; and he answered,'' I am not He, but He made me.''
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I found thee not, O Lord, without, because I erred in seeking thee without that wert within.
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I have learnt to love you late, Beauty at once so ancient and so new!
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I have read in Plato and Cicero sayings that are wise and very beautiful; but I have never read in either of them: Come unto me all ye that labor and are heavy laden.''
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I want my friend to miss me as long as I miss him.
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If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend; on the other hand, if two strangers come with the same request, accept because you will gain one friend.
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If we live good lives, the times are also good. As we are, such are the times.
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If you believe what you like in the gospels, and reject what you don't like, it is not the gospel you believe, but yourself.
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In the absence of justice, what is sovereignty but organized robbery?
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Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible.
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It was pride that changed angels into devils; it is humility that makes men as angels.
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Love is the beauty of the soul.
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Love, and do what you like.
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Men go abroad to wonder at the heights of mountains, at the huge waves of the sea, at the long courses of the rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motions of the stars, and they pass by themselves without wondering.
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Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature.
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My mind withdrew its thoughts from experience, extracting itself from the contradictory throng of sensuous images, that it might find out what that light was wherein it was bathed... And thus, with the flash of one hurried glance, it attained to the vision of That Which Is.
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No eulogy is due to him who simply does his duty and nothing more.
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O Holy Spirit, descend plentifully into my heart. Enlighten the dark corners of this neglected dwelling and scatter there Thy cheerful beams.
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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
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Oh Lord, give me chastity, but do not give it yet.
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Order your soul; reduce your wants; live in charity; associate in Christian community; obey the laws; trust in Providence.
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Our bodies are shaped to bear children, and our lives are a working out of the processes of creation. All our ambitions and intelligence are beside that great elemental point.
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Passion is the evil in adultery. If a man has no opportunity of living with another man's wife, but if it is obvious for some reason that he would like to do so, and would do so if he could, he is no less guilty than if he was caught in the act.
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Patience is the companion of wisdom.
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People travel to wonder at the height of the mountains, at the huge waves of the seas, at the long course of the rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motion of the stars, and yet they pass by themselves without wondering.
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Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you.
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Punishment is justice for the unjust.
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Renouncement: the heroism of mediocrity.
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Seek not to understand that you may believe, but believe that you may understand.
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The confession of evil works is the first beginning of good works.
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The desire is thy prayers; and if thy desire is without ceasing, thy prayer will also be without ceasing. The continuance of your longing is the continuance of your prayer.
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The greatest evil is physical pain.
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The people who remained victorious were less like conquerors than conquered.
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The purpose of all wars, is peace.
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The words printed here are concepts. You must go through the experiences.
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The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.
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There is no possible source of evil except good.
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This is the very perfection of a man, to find out his own imperfections.
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Thou must be emptied of that wherewith thou art full, that thou mayest be filled with that whereof thou art empty.
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To abstain from sin when one can no longer sin is to be forsaken by sin, not to forsake it.
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To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
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We cannot pass our guardian angel's bounds, resigned or sullen, he will hear our sighs.
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What does love look like? It has the hands to help others. It has the feet to hasten to the poor and needy. It has eyes to see misery and want. It has the ears to hear the sighs and sorrows of men. That is what love looks like.
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What I needed most was to love and to be loved, eager to be caught. Happily I wrapped those painful bonds around me; and sure enough, I would be lashed with the red-hot pokers or jealousy, by suspicions and fear, by burst of anger and quarrels.
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What then is time? If no one asks me, I know what it is. If I wish to explain it to him who asks, I do not know.
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When [men] go to war, what they want is to impose on their enemies the victor's will and call it peace.
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Who can map out the various forces at play in one soul? Man is a great depth, O Lord. The hairs of his head are easier by far to count than his feeling, the movements of his heart.
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To: LLCF who wrote (22773)10/24/2005 6:08:22 PM
From: average joe  Respond to of 28931
 
Malcolm Muggeridge Quotes

An orgy looks particularly alluring seen through the mists of righteous indignation.
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Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.
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Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures.
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Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message.
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Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.
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He was not only a bore; he bored for England.
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History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that.
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I can say that I never knew what joy was like until I gave up pursuing happiness, or cared to live until I chose to die. For these two discoveries I am beholden to Jesus.
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It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh.
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My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind as adopted it.
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One of the peculiar sins of the twentieth century which we've developed to a very high level is the sin of credulity. It has been said that when human beings stop believing in God they believe in nothing. The truth is much worse: they believe in anything.
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Surely the glory of journalism is its transience.
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The most terrible thing about materialism, even more terrible than its proneness to violence, is its boredom, from which sex, alcohol, drugs, all devices for putting out the accusing light of reason and suppressing the unrealizable aspirations of love, offer a prospect of deliverance.
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The trouble with kingdoms of heaven on earth is that they're liable to come to pass, and then their fraudulence is apparent for all to see. We need a kingdom of heaven in Heaven, if only because it can't be realized.
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The truth is that a lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island.
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This horror of pain is a rather low instinct and... if I think of human beings I've known and of my own life, such as it is, I can't recall any case of pain which didn't, on the whole, enrich life.
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To: LLCF who wrote (22773)10/24/2005 6:13:19 PM
From: average joe  Respond to of 28931
 
Of course nothing can compare with these quotes from a lifetime of experience, I'm not sure if she embraced Roman Catholicism.

MAE WEST

A hard man is good to find.
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A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
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A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
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A man's kiss is his signature.
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An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
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Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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He who hesitates is a damned fool.
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He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
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I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
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I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.
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I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
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I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
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I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
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I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
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I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
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If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
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It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
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It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
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It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
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It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.
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Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
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Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
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One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
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Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now just shouldn't be allowed. There's no dignity anymore and I think that's very important.
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Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
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Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
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Sex is emotion in motion.
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She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
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Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
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Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
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To err is human, but it feels divine.
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Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
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Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
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Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
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When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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