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To: Lino... who wrote (6397)	11/9/2005 3:35:05 PM
From: Lino...	Respond to of 37246

Reuters (AP) November 8, 2005 President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers, Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now," said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control. The general admitted the 5 Marines may be overkill, but he wanted to get this under control within 24 hours after arriving at the scene. President Bush stated, "I'm having a hard time finding even one Marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time, but I might be able to persuade a few female Marines to do the job before they go on pregnancy leave." President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon as possible, after order is restored. He also reminded Gen Pace to make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them in order to more closely assimilate themselves with the general populace.