To: steve harris who wrote (262068 ) 12/20/2005 12:27:11 PM From: paret Respond to of 1574094 Gay Dentist Movie a Critical Success The People's Cube ^ | 12/17/2005, 3:42 pm | Propaganda Department Proving that homosexuality comes in all professions, the new gay dentistry film Broke Back Molar is transgressing all boundaries. It was once thought to be a profession for straights only, but this new film speaks to power in a way that none has before (besides the gay cowboy movie Brokeback Mountain, currently in theaters near you). "It breaks all stereotypes," says student John Welshman. "I always thought dentists were straight! Boy did this open my eyes!" The Gay and Lesbian Association of Dentists (GLAD) applauded the movie as "groundbreaking." Howard Fine, President of GLAD, could not be happier. "Over 80% of dentists are really gay. The rest are sadists," Fine stated bluntly. "Love blooms during the war for dental hygiene" ~ The New York Times When asked about the similarity of "Broke Back Molar" to the recently-released gay cowboy movie, Dr. Fine stated, "Everybody already knew cowboys were gay - our movie is much more taboo!" Over 80% of dentists are really gay. The rest are sadists. In the film, world renowned dentist Stanley Crodler (played by himself) is forced to chose between the profession he loves and his homosexuality. Of course, he struggles to be both, but in the end one must choose. After a fake marriage, a busy practice and three children, Stanley must decide whether to pursue his dream of dancing on the Broadway stage or dentistry and normalcy. This is where things get interesting! But we won't spoil it for you - get out and see the feel good movie of the year! "Love is more than a porcelain veneer" ~ The Los Angeles Times "One dentist's quest for hidden cavities ends in an exciting journey of self-discovery for the rest of us" ~ Newsweek