To: American Spirit who wrote (42322 ) 12/2/2005 9:37:04 AM From: jlallen Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90947 Shocking liberal depravity....Gang-Raped by Liberals by John Hawkins Usually when we do an edition of A.C.P.O.T.I., we're embarassing some bunch of racist hooligans, poking fun at conspiracy theorists, or bringing the comments of some bunch of Bin Laden loving Islamo-Fascists to light. But today, I ran across some posts that were so repulsive and sickening that they merited being dragged into the public view. Political discussions often get pretty heated and rhetoric gets tossed around freely but rarely do you hear a group of people talking about how much they'd like to rape somebody because they disagree with their views. Well the degenerates at Dumbrella forums apparently have no such inhibitions. They didn't care for the Ann Coulter quotes I put up yesterday which prompted them to go on and on about how they'd love to rape Ann Coulter. You just have to see the conversation of this group of sexual predators in the making to believe it. So get ready for one of our most twisted episodes of A.C.P.O.T.I.... === Some weirdo who sounds like he just got of an asylum for the criminally insane started things off... Lox: "Dude... I would fully break in her teeth with a ball peen hammer and f*** the bleeding wreckage of her mouth. Which, since it is not actual intercourse, would be ok between unmarried Christians such as ourselves... right, Wrongth ???" === Nato appears to be the lone voice of reason on the forums.... Nato: "...So, just because she's a woman and you disagree with her (and she is indeed out of her freakin' mind), you feel entitled to smash her face in, and then rape her? Somehow I doubt you'd say the same thing about, say, Rush Limbaugh." === Wetzil doesn't think raping Coulter is OK! She's not attractive enough for that in his opinion and besides he has different perverse fantasies he wants to indulge in... Wetzil: "Dude, Lox, look at her arm. She's obviously bulemic. You'd bash her teeth in and f*** her foul-smelling, vomit-stained mouth? Me, I'd just keep her around as a whipping boy for my brother. "Dammit, Charlie, you left the lights on in the basement again? Ann Coulter gets ten lashes!" === Erol explains that EVERYONE who disagrees with him deserves to be raped... Erol: "But don't get me wrong, I'm not liberal, and don't dislike her on principle. Nor am I conservative. I dislike her because she's an idiot and I feel that people on the extremes of either side deserve to get a hammer-f*** by Lox." === joeybagadonits thinks Coulter blames liberals too much which of course justifies his little rape fantasy... joeybagadonits: Ann bugs me because she defends conservatives fiercely, but turns a blind eye to her fellow uptighty-whities mistakes by saying 'it's the liberals fault' as a neat little blanket statement about anything. it's that or 'the liberal conspiracy spun it this way...' I bet this lady blames the liberals when she spills her coffee. in other news, i'd still like to gag her and get it on. no hammer neccessary, just a ball gag or something. === Serial rapist in the making Lox responds to Nato's condemnation of his original statement and adds Charlotte Church to the list of women he'd like to rape... Lox: I never said I disagreed with her. I don't feel entitled to anything. She's just in that elite group of ladies who deserve a ballpeen hammer to the pearlies... don't worry, Charlotte Church needs the company. === Self-admitted liberal Filler Bunny is up next. Thank goodness we have someone who respects the rights of women and will make it clear that these long, casual, & creepy discussions of rape would be more appropriate for a "rapists anonymous" meeting than an internet forum...well actually he doesn't and there's an incredible pot calling the kettle black vibe going on in this post that you'll immediately pick up on... Filler Bunny: "I'm going to poop my dirty-hippie liberal feces into her mouth. Christ almighty, that woman has problems." === Well Filler Bunny blew it but luckily we have another hyper-sensitive Liberal who's concerned about offending people coming up next. You know, someone who probably spends half his life offended by us "meanspirited" Conservatives... And: "I'm a liberal, because I think the president has all the wisdom of a chimp, because I think that a woman gang-raped by a bunch of drunken rednecks would want to abort the future wife-beater she could end up bearing, and because I can't say "I am proud to be an American! America is the best country in the world, and we are always right, never unjust, and perpetually without any blame!" I don't bash her because she's a conservative. My girlfriend is conservative. I bash her because she's a highly opinionated, closed-minded, hatemongering b***h who would prefer adding to a disunionizing conflict to boost her f***in' book sales rather than taking things calmly, rationally, and cooperatively. She doesn't want America. She wants dollars. I'd almost say go ahead and hammer-f*** her, Lox, except I would rather not give her another reason to write another f***in' book" === Schabe, undoubtably typing with one hand, comes up with the title for Coulter's next book... Schabe: "Dude, you know "Gang-Raped by Liberals" would sell like hot cakes!" === What do you think the Liberal reaction would be to a bunch of Conservatives sitting around "joking" about how much they'd like to rape Hillary Clinton? All I can say is that I hope there aren't any "highly opinionated" women who get stuck alone with a group of these guys somewhere....