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To: Richnorth who wrote (71165)12/2/2005 8:42:05 AM
From: ChinuSFORead Replies (1) | Respond to of 81568
 
Subject: Brain Power

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and
spirituality, biomimicry,environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar,
turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods,
and guns.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot
serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly, "So...............
ya gonna vote for Bush again?"



To: Richnorth who wrote (71165)12/2/2005 10:01:54 AM
From: paretRead Replies (1) | Respond to of 81568
 
LIBERALS: I Wish Saddam was Still in Power.

I wish he was still stealing millions from his people through the Oil-for-Food program.

I wish he was still torturing those who spoke against him

I wish his thugs were raping Iraqi women and children

I wish there were news stories coming out every day, criticizing Bush for "ignoring the threat of Saddam in a post 9/11 world."

I wish the Iraq Kurds were treated as second-class citizens in their own country, instead of running TV commercials thanking us for their freedom.

I wish we would leave now, so our brave troops can be denied the victory they deserve; so those 2,000 will have died in vain. I will be able to use those numbers forever to fight my political battles, which are most important to me.

I wish the Middle East and the Islamic world would stay the same, without democracy, without rights for women, and continue to develop hatred for the West.

I wish all these things just because I despise George W. Bush, and those like him, more than I love the USA. I wish these things because I would rather use the war on Islamofacism for political gain, even after 3,000 innocent Americans died in one single day.

I wish all these things because my political cause, and my religion of Liberalism, is more important than the success of our president, our troops, and our country.

I wish all these things because I am a Liberal.