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To: mishedlo who wrote (47368)	12/14/2005 8:38:48 PM
From: Jim McMannis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 110194

I saw a kid on TV from Boca Raton about a year ago that was promoting this. He was chipped himself. I suppose it has some value but the civil rights groups will tear it apart. I think if the Government would have upheld the laws already on the books and changed a few others we wouldn't be to the point of needing a chip.

To: mishedlo who wrote (47368)	12/14/2005 9:05:26 PM
From: regli	Respond to of 110194

You missed a few additional health benefits. - Even version 1.0 will already move your limbs at irregular intervals causing you to flap your arms and legs at the most inopportune times. Though it is an excellent weight reduction regime, the real purpose is to disrupt routine behavior which terrorists want to exploit when they stalk you. Slight improvements to the uncontrolled flapping will be supplied in a maintenance release. - With version 1.01 the chip will improve your speech and verbal skills. The chip user will utter loudly confusing sentence patterns at first sight of a potential terrorist and therefore alert any passers-by of the dangerous threat. Multi language features are in development but no release date has been set. If you detect these utterances in Spanish then the utterer should be utterly suspect. - The chip controls your heart rate and as a side bonus keeps the chip beneficiary calm even under the most dramatic circumstances. This is to control panic in case of a terrorist attack. There are a few things that haven't been worked out in this release that might cause inconvenience in the short run. The general symptoms are that your partner complains about a pronounced lack of excitability. Other health benefits will be forthcoming shortly...