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To: paret who wrote (178713)	12/23/2005 3:26:21 PM
From: cnyndwllr	Respond to of 281500

Kiss my ass, idiot. No, Paret. Find someone else to change your diaper and turn on the closet light. Now, go play with the other little ones and don't come back until you've grown up. Ed

To: paret who wrote (178713)	12/24/2005 12:09:05 AM
From: Sea Otter	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 281500

NEWS: American Virgin Gang-Raped By Muslims!!! In a shocking development, a visiting American man, named paret, was gang-raped by known Al Qaeda operatives in Oslo last night. "I was just visiting Oslo", said the distraught paret, "and was getting increasingly disgusted by the lax liberal culture. So I went looking for true conservatives, you know, men like me who love guns, God and old-time family values. That's how I met this group of local men ..." "At first I liked them a lot", said paret "as they clearly were conservatives who held my pure fundamentalist values. Sure, their accents were funny, but whose isn't around here? And sure, their skin was dark, but I was prepared to look beyond even that. It wasn't until they started shouting 'Allah Be Praised" and then attacked me that I realized I was in a locked room with about 50 horny Muslim fanatics". "It was just plain awful", said the sobbing paret. "And as they mounted me, one after another, all I could think was that if that damn Clinton hadn't been elected back in 1992, I wouldn't be in this predicament."