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To: KLP who wrote (44231)	1/6/2006 9:20:51 PM
From: mph	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 90947

Just a few thoughts before I exceed my ETD by too much: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done. A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here." A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. And then there's this: Flying in the plane Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always wanted to go flying. The desire deepened each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars." The years went by, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become really strong. Sue and Bob started an argument. The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to their problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up flying, and if you don't say a word the ride is on me, but if you make one sound, you pay ten dollars." So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could--heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admitted defeat and went back the airport. "I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything?" "Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

To: KLP who wrote (44231)	1/8/2006 9:22:40 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 90947

Do you know it's a sin to lie? :-)

To: KLP who wrote (44231)	1/9/2006 11:56:53 AM
From: one_less	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 90947

"Most men HATE to spend the money for perfume because it comes in such a little bottle. " scambusters.org Beware!