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To: Alan Smithee who wrote (44375)1/12/2006 7:24:55 PM
From: ManyMoose  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90947
 
LOL!

Well, if women weren't like they are, we wouldn't have any reason for Mel Gibson to make movies like "What Women Want."

You've prolly heard this before:

A guy walking on the beach picks up an unusual bottle, and after rubbing off the sand a genie emerges.

"Master, for liberating me I will grant you three wishes," said the genie.

"Wow! OK, I'd like a condo on the beach in Hawaii and a Lambourgini."

"Done," said the Genie, and it was done.

"Now I would like a bridge from LA to Hawaii, so I can drive my Lambourgini to my condo on the beach."

"Oh, master, that is much too difficult," said the genie. "Please select another wish."

"OK, give me the power to know what women want," said the guy.

"How many lanes do you want on that bridge?" said the Genie.



To: Alan Smithee who wrote (44375)1/13/2006 1:28:09 AM
From: Peter Dierks  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90947
 
She still receives expensive gifts. However I have learned not to present her with gifts that she does not appreciate. She does not understand thee difference between alcohol base and oil base.

Besides, if the recipient thinks the sows ear is a silk purse, who am I to contradict her?