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To: elpolvo who wrote (55099)	1/18/2006 3:47:55 AM
From: stockman_scott	Respond to of 363091

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To: elpolvo who wrote (55099)	1/18/2006 4:00:46 AM
From: stockman_scott	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 363091

BUSH CALLS 'OPERATION ALIENATE PAKISTAN' A SUCCESS borowitzreport.com Airstrike Succeeded in Pissing Off Nation of 162,000,000, President Says President George W. Bush said today that the U.S. airstrike in Pakistan over the weekend was part of a successful military mission called Operation Alienate Pakistan. While the Pentagon initially had claimed that the reason for the strike was to eliminate al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri, Mr. Bush revealed that the actual objective was to alienate 162,000,000 Pakistanis. "Four years ago, I asked Pakistan if they were with us or against us," Mr. Bush told reporters."“Hopefully, Operation Alienate Pakistan has cleared that up." Rep. Jean "Mean Jean" Schmidt (R-OH) took to the floor of the House of Representatives today to demand that the U.S. send additional warplanes to Pakistan to "finish the job" of angering the nation of Pakistan. "One little airstrike is not enough to piss off a country that size," Rep. Schmidt insisted. "We should hit them again next weekend and get the job done."