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To: Carolyn who wrote (111118)1/23/2006 8:37:29 PM
From: sandintoes  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 225578
 
Okay...I have a joke for you



A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of
the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both
men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife, scumbag,
and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat,
left wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts
like a frigid, mean spirited woman!! "

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands,
when a truck hit us."